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corsair description of defending the protectorate of gran canaria
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| 00:00 - 00:02 | I get a PM from Pepe |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Log in, we have to take back gc |
| 00:04 - 00:09 | You should get out there and join the armada |
| 00:09 - 00:10 | for our sausages |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | They are taking our sausage factories, |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | and I am hungry |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | So I log in and all I see is Bretonians |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | and him |
| 00:29 - 00:30 | And him! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He's just flying in circles in his Gladiator |
| 00:41 - 00:45 | And he says, lets give them all a fair fight |
| 00:45 - 00:48 | You target one and I target the other |
| 00:48 - 00:52 | And when I start shooting the Coalition arrives |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | "look at those filthy corsairs" |
| 01:04 - 01:07 | And the Bretonians say they don't need their help |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | "Thank you for coming but we got this" |
| 01:14 - 01:17 | But then, they were already shooting at everything that moves |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | So the rest of our fleet is losing their shit |
| 01:22 - 01:23 | "Go go, CD their caps " |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | Meanwhile the Zoners fly by powertrading |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | so our caps are obliterated |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | all for some sausages |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | A PM |
| 01:42 - 01:43 | from a zoner |
| 01:43 - 01:49 | asking if it's safe to enter the system |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "it's totally safe" |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | "no problems" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "Just be careful of the scrap " |
| 01:58 - 01:59 | "we totally got this covered" |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | There goes our legate |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | and our murmillo |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now it's just me and Soto |
| 02:16 - 02:18 | Pepe ate a mine |
| 02:18 - 02:20 | Ofcourse a mine I put there |
| 02:22 - 02:25 | So I look around where the rest is |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | Hugging a gunboat with Solaris |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | One of the enemy? |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | One of the enemy! |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | The great Corsair armada strikes again |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | That is simply how we roll |
| 02:51 - 02:52 | We might have some tactical challenges |
| 02:57 - 02:59 | So what did you learn of this experience? |
| 02:59 - 03:01 | To wait thirty minutes |
| 03:03 - 03:04 | Have a sandwich |
| 03:05 - 03:08 | And then come back to do the same thing over again |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | That is the way of the Corsair |
| 03:18 - 03:19 | And then the RHA logs in |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | And Soto is like, I think I'll log my hessian |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | While I manage to kill Pepe again with my own mine |