| 00:00 - 00:03 | We picked up kicker Cody Parkey |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's been training at Berlin High School |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Murray was hurt on Friday, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | so Parkey hasn't practiced with us. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He drove straight from the school to the airport. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So Robbie Gould turned us down then, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | must of had another offer. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mac we decided that Parkey |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | was the better option. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's younger than Gould. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He could be in the long term plans. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that went to Harvard get out of the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Haslam is too cheap! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Gould could kick circles around this guy. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mack, Schwartz, Gipson, Benjamin... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we let them all go because he's too cheap. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Cody Kessler in round three! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who the heck drafts Cody Kessler in round 3? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Harvard guys have to go, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and take those stupid SPARQ scores... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But analytics is the future of the league! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who's future? an 0-16 team? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He went to the Pro Bowl in 2014. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He didn't beat out Caleb freakin Sturgis! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Three missed Field Goals! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I could have kicked for a higher |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | percentage than 2 for freakin 5 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | blinfolded with my hands tied behind my back. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many penalties did that idiot right tackle have? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Does Mitchell Schwartz look so expensive now? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We pulled the offer on him! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Cameron wake ate that slob for breakfast! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is not how the Steelers would do it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They would have kept their own guys. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They would have drafted better! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't we get these Harvard guys out of here! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Carson Wentz was ours for the taking. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no, we had to trade down. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am growing tired of waiting for next year, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when next year never seems to come! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't give up hope. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well that's it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't take anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll root for the Steelers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Put the banners up in the office. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want black and gold everywhere. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get some of those towels. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be a Yinzer. |
