00:00 - 00:03 | Word of a new car modification law just came in |
00:04 - 00:05 | Of course this law only affects those |
00:05 - 00:07 | who live in California |
00:08 - 00:12 | The law states that there is a loud exhaust ticket in California |
00:12 - 00:15 | and the fine is $1000 per occurrence in the whole state |
00:17 - 00:19 | Its fine, I can get around that |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll have my LA Sheriff bro just write it off |
00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | The ticket is |
00:31 - 00:33 | The ticket is non correctable |
00:34 - 00:36 | There will be no way to avoid the $1000 fine |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you voted for Brown, Fienstein, Newsom, Pelosi, or Harris leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could you let this happen |
01:15 - 01:17 | I just put a HKS Ti on my Supra |
01:18 - 01:23 | They're overly sensitive liberal cock-sucking fucks, all of them |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's those street takeover whores |
01:29 - 01:31 | They do parking lot donuts with their shit cars |
01:31 - 01:34 | They're ruined it for everyone |
01:34 - 01:37 | They use their stock shit cars that can barely spin the tires |
01:37 - 01:40 | and slide around the lots with their piles of junk |
01:40 - 01:42 | in their defense they have hoonigan and I heart drifting stickers |
01:42 - 01:46 | California is ass backwards, most of those cars have stock exhausts |
01:46 - 01:48 | my fuhrer, the law may discourage them |
01:48 - 01:52 | Discourage them? The asswipes have stock exhausts yet the state wants to fine me $1000 |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck this state |
01:56 - 01:57 | The liberal pass these brainless laws |
01:57 - 02:00 | more fines, more taxes, less freedom |
02:00 - 02:03 | and when they cant afford it they leave to Texas and Arizona |
02:04 - 02:08 | and now because of those cunts, I can't enjoy my favorite hobby |
02:08 - 02:13 | I cant enjoy the holy sound of a 2JZ exhaust note through my HKS Ti |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's not even that loud, and has no affect on emmisions |
02:17 - 02:21 | As usual the California government attacks car culture as deep as it can |
02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to enjoy my Supra |
02:30 - 02:34 | Cruise pacific coast highway, maybe head to mulholland drive |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now the CHP fucks will be waiting for me |
02:41 - 02:42 | $1000 non correctable |
02:43 - 02:47 | Newsom, Brown? Where did this fucking law come from? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I bet it was in the fuckery of text in the Gas Tax Law |
02:54 - 02:56 | "It's to fix the roads", they say |
02:56 - 02:59 | Fix the roads my ass, that money pays out to.. |
03:00 - 03:02 | ...pensions and social justice, not roads |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you can still drift my civic at Home Depot |
03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn't even matter |
03:19 - 03:23 | These roads are too shitty to drive on anyways |
03:25 - 03:26 | Sell the Supra |
03:31 - 03:33 | Put it on Bring a Trailer |
03:40 - 03:46 | A 7,000 mile red MKIV recently just sold for $120,000 |
03:46 - 03:49 | Mine is just as nice, I'll just return it to stock |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm moving to Texas |