spoilt
309 views • 10/2/2012
| 00:00 - 00:03 | ... and this is where Mike shoots Walt ... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ... on the side of this lake ... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...And the season ends with Hank finding out Walt's secret while taking a shit. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It was a pretty good episode, better than when Kristin shot JR in Dallas. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There you are.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... spoiling away, like an absolute cunt ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We thought... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We thought... you had already seen it ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't know you were a fan, tbh. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | People who don't spoil things, like Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Soze, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SPOIL BREAKING FUCKING BAD? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WILL FUCKING BAN YOU FOR BEING A CUNT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I couldn't give a shit that Bruce Willis was actually dead all along! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or that the fucking ship sinks in the end |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But good fuck, you've done it now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've had enough. Consider yourself warned for fucking ruining it for #lobby. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What next? They were in purgatory at the end of LOST? Dexter's sister figures out he's the serial killer? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is worse than that fucking grand chilli craic! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's just a TV show. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just a TV show, he says. JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, well, on a scale of 1 to 10 of importance... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SCALE OF IMPORTANCE? THESE PENCILS ARE NOT IMPORTANT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SEE, SMASHED TO BITS. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS IS NOT FUCKING GRAND! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And before you say it, yes, I fucking know the Cylon song is 'All Along the Watchtower' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But you DO NOT fucking talk about Breaking Bad before I fucking see it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's not fucking funny! Do you go home and spoil Coronation Street on the missus? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Well? Do you? No fucking blowjobs for you anymore, in that case! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This shit makes me want to jam my fist up my ass and rip out my internal organs. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have enough to deal with in this fucking war! I don't need this utter retardation! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And that's not all. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No doubt you'll whinge when you get caught out for this cuntfuckery. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Free the plebs!" they'll cry. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It never. Fucking. Ends! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I told you Vader was Luke's father would you think that was funny? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Would you think something like that was "lol"? Few auld "lulz"? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If you weren't such a retard you'd know that. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And True Blood. Another one. Don't you dare fucking spoil that on me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I hear anything about it you're fuckin' dead! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure Bill won't turn into some kind of vampire god after drinking Lillith's blood... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish it was like the old days. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Back then people announced SPOILER ALERT on the boards and IRC was unheard of. |
| 03:24 - 03:26 | No spoilers ruining good TV. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | I'll lock you up as if you were all those people in The Village who are actually on a modern nature reserve. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You brought this on yourself just like your man converted to Islam in Homeland. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Tyler Durden isn't real": there's one for you, you fucking knobheads. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I resign. |
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