Hitler Finds Out He Isn't Invited to the Wedding
353 views • 10/2/2012
| 00:00 - 00:03 | You will need your VolCard to gain access to the Law School on a Sturday... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The best avenue is to enter through the back entrance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here on White Avenue. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You should be able to get free parking and your usual Pumpkin Spice Latte from Dunkin' Donuts... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Chocolate Munchkins should also be available. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Should set up to be a lovely study day. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No, no. I will be going to Kathryn and Francis' wedding this Saturday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You have not received an invitation to the wedding... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Or even a Save-The-Date... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also, you were not invited to the Bachelor Party in Atlanta... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has seen Chance fight shirtless... Or RJ wreck a car... Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you effing kidding me!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I bought a brand new suit for this weekend! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have been taking frigging dancing lessons for a month! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He invited Jamie?!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | When that Anderson Cooper lover gets drunk and runs off... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will not pay his bail! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And to think he invited that idiot from Colorado too... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He invited both idiots from Colorado. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He invited Kenny too!? I am so much better than that little... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Kenny is the only one who can properly referee Chance's shirtless kickboxing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I taught Chance how to fight shirtless!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where do you think the nickname "Franimal" came from...? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I made that country bumpkin what he is! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Chance didn't even invite me!!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am madder than Jesse losing at Call of Duty III! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can you even have a Bachelor Party the night before a Rehearsal Dinner?!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do they think Justin will get them back in time? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He can't go 10 feet without dry-humping a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am so much more fun than Justin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Danny and Alex probably won't know how to order drinks in English. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I won't be able to hang out with the only black Republican in Atlanta! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will just have to marry a Straw sister of my own!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And when both Kary and Kristen say yes... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will have two Bachelor Parties! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I won't invite anyone but Bruce and Eugene! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And we will dance to 2 Chainz and Usher songs all night! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what I still don't understand... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or freeeeaking get... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I am sure you won't keep Justin from getting them back on time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ... is how Francis can have a Rehearsal Dinner in a zoo full of animals... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | after seeing Jurassic Park so many times... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I mean even the lawyer was eaten... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | by a T-Rex. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think we should go to the Rehearsal Dinner... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... and release the animals during dessert. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get my wire cutters. |
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