| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got the big game against Mornington this week boys |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But before we get down to business |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Who the fuck drew on Reagans map? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Anyway, we're thinking of going for the classic 4 - 4 - 2 approach |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Following Speedie's gay as fuck process and outcome bullshit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Play Grady just behind Chris and Connor. That will work perfectly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Reagan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Neither... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Neither of them are available this weekend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Abdul is the only "FIT" striker |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didnt attend training either tuesday or friday this week, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ABDUL IS THE ONLY FIT STRIKER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS A BIGGER JOKE THAN THE F%#KING LABOUR PARTY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why do i even bother making the effort? |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | Even our supporters are a collection of disabled animals |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Especially the WOMEN. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I cant believe i was actually convinced to manage such a circus! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What person 6 foot 8 plays soccer.. JESUS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And half the team is still in nappies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | To be fair Reagan, Kidder is only 12 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At least he doesnt get his sister to wipe his ass like Grady does |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Reagan, Maybe you should calm down and finish your colouring in |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mr Smart how dare you talk to me like that! FUCK your colouring in |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have a crisis on our hands! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where the fuck is Pikey? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He better not still be up in that shit hole Bendigo! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | His attendance is as bad as Joe Green |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even louie turns up to training and he ride's a bmx.. |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | Dont even get me started on tweedle dee and tweedle dum! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I STILL DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS SHANE AND WHICH IS BRANDON! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They both foul seventy five times a game. And love to shower together! WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I appologise for getting off topic |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just needed to get that off my chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its hard being a virgin |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough of this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I cant believe im saying this but.. LET SCOTT HAVE A RUN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Scholesy is the better keeper anyway and this way Scott wont have a whinge. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Im so over his immature antics |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's nothing compared to Mash though! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE MAKES ME SO ANGRY I COULD EXPLODE.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Sarah, He Fisted me to! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Too make matters worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Were playing in Rosebud. This can only mean one thing! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Away Days |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hayden, will have a field day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sinclair make me a sandwich and prepare a letter addressed to Mornington |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let them know that if we are defeated |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They will be gassed.. |
