| 00:00 - 00:02 | I'm really thinking about having John killed. |
| 00:02 - 00:06 | He's driving me crazy with all this Joe Baumann stuff lately. |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | I'll hit him with a predator, it'll be epic. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | This food tastes like shit. |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Jackie obviously cooked it. |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | She probably used real shit. |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | I tell ya, some people should just stay outta the fucking kitchen |
| 00:29 - 00:30 | fucking bullshit man. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | I agree |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | Women should be in the kitchen, but i guess not always cooking. |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | Women need to learn to cook actual meals |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | Or be shot. |
| 00:45 - 00:51 | I mean, if I want a fucking grill cheese, I think i should be able to get a fucking grilled cheese man. |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | And whatever else I want. |
| 00:55 - 00:56 | Oh, more news? |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | I could really go for some good ol' french toast. |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | Better than eating this |
| 01:05 - 01:06 | horse shit |
| 01:07 - 01:07 | the fuck??? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | That son of a bitch..... |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | wiped his ass with my church linens..... |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | and soiled them... |
| 01:26 - 01:28 | every last one of them... |
| 01:33 - 01:33 | bitch... |
| 01:34 - 01:35 | THAT |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | FUCKING |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | MOTHER |
| 01:37 - 01:38 | BITCH ASS!!!! |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | i swear to God..... |
| 01:42 - 01:45 | THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!! |
| 01:50 - 01:51 | Joe Baumann....THIS |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | More dumb jokes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Joe Baumann.....THAT |
| 01:54 - 01:57 | And then more how about Joe Baumann screws in lightbulbs |
| 01:57 - 01:59 | And then more YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA |
| 02:00 - 02:01 | ..unbelievable... |
| 02:03 - 02:05 | you have no fucking idea |
| 02:07 - 02:10 | HE GOES AROUND TELLING PEOPLE HE'S ME!! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | IT'S SO DUMB!!! |
| 02:19 - 02:23 | I think i just shit my pants from yelling so hard |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | wait, bring me some new pants. |
| 02:28 - 02:30 | Joe, you don't have any other pants. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Damnit, thats right, I gave them to a leperchaun. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | Maybe I have another pair |
| 02:36 - 02:37 | then GO FUCKING GET THEM! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | sit down, Meg |
| 02:48 - 02:50 | I want this kid blown up. |
| 02:51 - 02:52 | with a fucking predator. |
| 02:52 - 02:58 | and then take all his underwear, and make a huge dick with them on his front lawn. |
| 02:58 - 03:01 | But Joe, predators are only in COD, not real life... |
| 03:04 - 03:06 | I don't need a woman's advice. |
| 03:09 - 03:10 | I'm Joe Baumann |
| 03:10 - 03:11 | I'm SEXY |
