| 00:00 - 00:03 | I propose taking the cars to the strip this weekend. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is a race track here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we'll need fuel from here and a double decker from this Service Station.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jamie will need to bolt his wings back on, and Steve needs to bleed his brakes. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mark's car will probably break down somewhere around here, |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mark's car will break down... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jamie's is in bits and Steve's has no brakes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It seems that some of the Rennwagens are fucking hopeless.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they say its not their fault.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every fucker who hasn't run the numbers, got their wings or dipped their bread, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not their fault? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Mark's engine needs a mornings work tops! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Jamie's wings need bolting on, he's had weeks to fix that piece of shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what the fuck is wrong with Steve's brakes that has taken so long to cure... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They spend too much time on fucking forums! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll do it my fucking self. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is Chris Lovatt's pile of crap all over again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do I have to come and hold your hand every time you change a Spark Plug?!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the last time I changed a spark plug I grazed my hand. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think my hands have an anti grazing coating on them? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it started to rain.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You really are a pussy aren't you. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get your fucking spanners |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't want to hear your excuses. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, I have snap on spanners" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, I can set my own timing" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The last time I worked on your car you made me a sandwich |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It had one piece of fucking bacon on it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd have brought a fucking flask if I'd known you would let me die of thirst. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know why I bother... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nobody else does.... so why do I? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wouldn't mind.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But when we get to the track.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's a sudden panic and people actually work on their cars! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if they only just realise there car needs to run to race it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do they think the marshals won't notice?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Louise, he's always nervous before a run. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I get to the Pod.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And anyone starts working on their cars... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll go ape.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Really fucking ape.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I'll ram your snap on spanners down your fucking throat. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't care how much the scrutineers laugh at your car. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wait til I go turbo... |
