Supercoach 2014 bombshell
246 views • 1/13/2014
| 00:00 - 00:03 | If you put McVeigh and Mitchell in the back line |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And lock in Pendles in the guts |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then Mumford & Sons and Grundy in the ruck |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dangermouse is the lock of all forward locks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then you just need a team name and you're done |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll put Selwood as my perma-Captain |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then I'm ready to pants Black Caviar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Black Caviar... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Black Caviar isn't playing SuperCoach this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's decided to take a year off SuperCoach |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who beat Salt-N-Peptides by more than a thousand points leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is Black Caviar thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The whole reason I play in the Def Weekly league is to have a chance to beat BC! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I mean I want the chance to win the cheap, plastic trophy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And take the immortal glory of being |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | in the Def Weekly Hall of Fame |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we all enjoy watching Nice Marmots fall at the final hurdle |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | year after year after year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And everyone loves the percentage booster that is smashing Salt-N-Peptides |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about the the endless puns on Kanivawin's name? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I didn't get sick of that hack's poor attempts at humour by the third edition of the Def Weekly? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, at least some of the guest writer's of the Def Weekly were funny |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only half farken funny bloke was Black Caviar! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And bloody In Da Mick of Time |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not only wrote a funny Def Weekly, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Came up with a funny pun team name |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But he went and beat Nice Marmots to claim the big prize in the process |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I'm sick of seeing Red Lion make money out of this bloody league |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Lord knows if Carringbush will finally realise Cloke is Supercoach irrelevant |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least in 2013 we had some worth new combatants |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | midseasoneurotrip was going great, until he went on his midseasoneurotrip |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Oh, the fuckin irony |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And Pie Floaters had them worried for while |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And who'll forget how Funkstar Deluxe held top spot for so long, pissing off so many people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Here's hoping Cous comes up with a more inventive team name |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Dees Dubai strikes some predictable form |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Harvey35God will probably fall flat in the finals again I suppose |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And we all know MordisAllstars is the most contradictory team name in the league |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But the one thing that keeps me coming back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is the chance to fucking beat Black fucking smarmy, cocky Caviar! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we can still take pleasure out of beating Nice Marmots |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I suppose I can still take the piss |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | out of any prick who buys the AFL Prospectus |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And keeps it in his pocket |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'd be feeling pretty hot under the collar if I'd wasted money on the prospectus |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone log on to the Jock Reynolds website |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And play me the latest podcast |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least Jock can ease my SuperCoach pain |
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