| 00:00 - 00:03 | The leaked logs haven't generated the defections we hoped for. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | EFF continues to support ANON, and our allies are remaining neutral |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | leaving us completely exposed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're holding out, but we're losing wars |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they're leveraging far more support. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay; can't best the PEST. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't even care about my nation. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cxc... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've heard that they've got Emily. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She's going to peg you in a death-spiral. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was originally Comintern, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY EMILY, OF ALL PEOPLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I CAN'T LOSE TO THAT DAMN ANARCHIST! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SHE'LL GLOAT INCESSANTLY WHILE POUNDING MY ASS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SHE DOESN'T EVEN USE LUBE! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'LL WALK FUNNY FOR WEEKS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Her strap-on is like a horse, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I have to deal with Jaffa, too! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FUCKING JAFFA! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe you should've just faced him in the Thunder- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO! NEVER! I'LL NEVER DO WHAT THEY WANT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well now we're all gonna get raped. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU'RE BANNED FROM BLOCCHAT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ANYONE ELSE WANNA SHITPOST? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just make the game fun! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ANON wants to hoard GDP. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why weren't they a paper tiger? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where are our shills? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need more shills! More! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why couldn't they just keep shitposting? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'm gonna get raped by EMILY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make sure I have Preparation H. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We couldn't handle all of ANON and the EFF |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We shouldn't have insulted SWORD so much. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've got my classes... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'VE GOTTA GO TO MY FUCKING CLASSES. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is so gay. 4Chan wins. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm not even mad. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY'LL SAY I'M MAD. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I'm not mad! I'm not! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Smithly, they can't touch us in Asia. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The 4Channers are laughing at us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll be laughingstocks. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep up the shitposting. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to make them mad. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We've gotta look cool to the end. |
