00:00 - 00:03 | The 2012 succession planning summit has been booked. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will hold it at Spruce Meadows |
00:05 - 00:07 | at the south end of town. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Th Human Resources Advisors and Managers will be in attendance |
00:12 - 00:15 | and cattering will be set up by Mercer's by the pond. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure the VP's are present |
00:19 - 00:21 | along with all of the Senior Managers and Directors. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Brendan... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Brendan Boyle has resigned. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He gave Ryan his letter this morning. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought we shouldn't promote him so soon, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Promoting him twice in such a short time. |
01:18 - 01:23 | And now he's walking out the door! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You have to be kidding me. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We are royally fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | The third Senior in the last few months. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Calgary is screwed and all of his staff are left out to dry. |
01:37 - 01:40 | They are going to be walking out the door. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's giving us four weeks. We should be ok. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Four weeks! You think that's enough time to replace a Senior Engineer! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we have an external posting and an applicant. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You can't even fill that job in Lethbridge. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Where is he going! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It better not be to those assholes at Enbridge |
01:57 - 02:00 | with their flexible work hours and second Fridays off. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Nevermind the bonuses that actually change your tax bracket. |
02:04 - 02:08 | We gave that kid absolutely everything |
02:08 - 02:13 | and he repays us with this after all we've done. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I even gave him gold seats to the Flames. |
02:17 - 02:21 | and that still isn't enough for that pointy eared brat. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Biggest mistake of his life. |
02:30 - 02:34 | We are stable even in recessions. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Don't his parents tell him these things. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Enough of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We're going to jam that revolving door once and for all. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I don't care if it takes us over budget and ruins the metric. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We're going to have to expand VPP. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even if it eliminates sons and daughters! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we can meter read. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We can do some other things too. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe loosen the dress code like everyone else. |
03:25 - 03:26 | No more ties. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Loosen our collars for once. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for an Engineer to step up to the plate..... |
03:46 - 03:49 | and if nobody decent does... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...we can give it to Claude. |