| 00:00 - 00:03 | So its breakfast time again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | its a busy bank holiday so we all know what that means |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | complaints, arseholes, tour groups will be on top form today |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | might have to be be extra nice just for TLC |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with the right communication and staffing we can do it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | its 6 am, i'm not being nice at 6am... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll be fucking hanging |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mate.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Laura... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Laura D has changed the rota |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there's only 2 of us on and we don't even have rae... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All new staff, right now, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CHANGING THE FUCKING ROTA AGAIN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How will I know who to put on buffet without rae?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to get so fucking sweaty |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is completely and utterly FUCKED! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | May as well join the fucking reception team! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why the hell has it been changed, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when there was no problem at all before! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mate, maybe we can get some placement people to cover the buffet... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY NAN COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe the managers will be around to help? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think on a bank holiday anyone who works monday to friday will be arsed to come in? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR ROTA?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should be having a coffee right now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | having a fag, deciding what staff to put where |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but now I have this shit to deal with! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | reception and housekeeping never have this fucking problem |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and we fucking get better TLC scores and hit our tagets! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to have to run the buffet keep an eye on stocking up |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then drag my sorry arse round the restaurant to clean up fucking rice crispies! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't even fucking like rice crispies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this is ridiculous, why do we never have enough staff, its not as if we don't have them even if they can't all speak english |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | then we'd get to the end of a shift without getting fucking yoghurt on ourselves. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking rota. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should just turn up at 6am and tell them to shove breakfast up their arses! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or go cotch out in the office until it gets really busy and eventually clear up a mug or two |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no, we have to cope without rae. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I bet they'll all get breakfast before us too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | then we'll all get shat on at the 10.30 about how hideous service was |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we might not be that busy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm just going to be so sweaty |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | after all that running around, clearing, stocking, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | dropping shit on the floor |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is gonna suck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might even quit all together, go to the hilton or holiday inn... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet they always have enough staff on a bank holiday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |
