| 00:00 - 00:03 | So it's time to look at the training schedule for next year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've got Monday and Friday for training |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | top of the campus hill, all the way up here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Might have to get the bus if we're lazy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's a bus stop right outside, driver shouldn't mind. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not walking |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 6pm, I'll be tired |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mate.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sarah... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sarah Hall has changed the time to 7pm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have to wait until the boys finish training |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All freshers, right now, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CHANGING THE FUCKING TIME TO 7PM? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How will I know whether to eat dinner before or after training?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to get fucking stomach ache |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is completely and utterly FUCKED! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | May as well join fucking ultimate frisbee! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why the hell has it been changed, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when there was no problem at all before! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bruv, maybe have dinner after training... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'LL BE FUCKING STARVING AFTER TRAINING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My captain, maybe a large lunch or something? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I'm going to last until 9pm after a large lunch? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU SEEN THE CO-OP PRICES? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should be in Oceana |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | downing Jaeger bombs and VKs in Ski Lodge, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but now I have this shit to deal with! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Netball and Hockey never had this fucking problem |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and we fucking won committee of the year and performed better in our league! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to have to hang around after a whole day of lectures |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then drag my sorry arse up that massive hill to roll around in goose shit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cant even connect to fucking eduroam |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this is ridiculous, I should be on the union |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | then we would have a decent training time. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking union. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should just turn up at 6pm anyway and tell them to shove it up their arse! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's enough room up there, there always bloody has been. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no, we have to wait until after the boys. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I bet they turn the flood lights off early |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When they did, we couldn't see a fucking thing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we might be on the astro. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm just going to be so hungry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | after all that running around, mauling, rucking |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | falling on my arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is gonna suck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might even quit all together, go to Brighton and do colouring all day |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet they get to train at 6 over there |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |
