00:00 - 00:03 | So it's time to look at the training schedule for next year |
00:04 - 00:05 | We've got Monday and Wednesday for training |
00:05 - 00:07 | top of the campus hill, all the way up here |
00:08 - 00:12 | Might have to get the bus if we're lazy |
00:12 - 00:15 | There's a bus stop right outside, driver shouldn't mind. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not walking |
00:19 - 00:21 | 6pm, I'll be tired |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mate.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sarah... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sarah Hall has changed the time to 7pm |
00:34 - 00:36 | We have to wait until the boys finish training |
00:53 - 00:58 | All freshers, right now, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! |
01:15 - 01:17 | CHANGING THE FUCKING TIME TO 7PM? |
01:18 - 01:23 | How will I know whether to eat dinner before or after training?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to get fucking stomach ache |
01:29 - 01:31 | This is completely and utterly FUCKED! |
01:31 - 01:34 | May as well join fucking ultimate frisbee! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Why the hell has it been changed, |
01:37 - 01:40 | when there was no problem at all before! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Bruv, maybe have dinner after training... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I'LL BE FUCKING STARVING AFTER TRAINING |
01:46 - 01:48 | My captain, maybe a large lunch or something? |
01:48 - 01:52 | You think I'm going to last until 9pm after a large lunch? |
01:53 - 01:54 | HAVE YOU SEEN THE CO-OP PRICES? |
01:56 - 01:57 | I should be in Oceana |
01:57 - 02:00 | downing Jaeger bombs and VKs in Ski Lodge, |
02:00 - 02:03 | but now I have this shit to deal with! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Netball and Hockey never had this fucking problem |
02:08 - 02:13 | and we fucking won committee of the year and performed better in our league! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to have to hang around after a whole day of lectures |
02:17 - 02:21 | and then drag my sorry arse up that massive hill to roll around in goose shit! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I cant even connect to fucking eduroam |
02:30 - 02:34 | this is ridiculous, I should be on the union |
02:34 - 02:36 | then we would have a decent training time. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking union. |
02:43 - 02:47 | We should just turn up at 6pm anyway and tell them to shove it up their arse! |
02:48 - 02:53 | There's enough room up there, there always bloody has been. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But no, we have to wait until after the boys. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And I bet they turn the flood lights off early |
03:00 - 03:02 | When they did, we couldn't see a fucking thing! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we might be on the astro. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm just going to be so hungry |
03:19 - 03:23 | after all that running around, mauling, rucking |
03:25 - 03:26 | falling on my arse |
03:31 - 03:33 | This is gonna suck |
03:40 - 03:46 | I might even quit all together, go to Brighton and do colouring all day |
03:46 - 03:49 | I bet they get to train at 6 over there |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |