| 00:00 - 00:01 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | FUCK OFF, CONFIDENTIAL CUSTOMER DETAILS! |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | JAMIE!!!!!!! |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE!!!!! |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | YOU'VE SACKED THE JIB?!!! |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | CUNNNNNNTTTT!!!! |
| 00:13 - 00:20 | HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SAVIOUR!!! |
| 00:20 - 00:26 | JAMIE!!!!! I'LL HAVE YOUR BALLS IN THE SAUSAGE GRINDER AT 9AM!!!!! CUNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!! |
| 00:33 - 00:39 | RIGHT LET ME GET AN EMAIL OUT TO THE BOARD! |
| 00:39 - 00:44 | MY BALLS ARE ON THE LINE!!! |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | PISH!! |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | WHAT THE FUCKING HELL NOW?!!!! |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | JIB'S STATEMENT HAS GONE VIRAL AND MADE US ALL LOOK LIKE INCOMPETENT BUFFOONS?!!!! |
| 00:59 - 01:03 | YOU SHEEP SHAGGING BASTARD!!! I'M FOR IT NOW!!!!! |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
| 01:05 - 01:08 | HAHAHA!!! I'LL BLAME WALCZUK! |
| 01:08 - 01:16 | I'LL BLAME WALCZUK! I'LL BLAME WALCZUK!! I'LL BLAME WALCZUK!!!! I'LLL BLAME WALCZUK!! |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | THE FUCK!!!!?!!!?!?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | THEY'VE BLAMED HIM ALREADY AND HE'S TAKING US TO COURT!!!!!!! FUCKING JIM MILLS YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT!!!! |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | This is it. This is it! |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | THIS IS FUCKING IT!!! |
| 01:32 - 01:37 | I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS IS FUCKING IT!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:42 | YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF USELESS ARSE LICKING CUNTS!!!! YOU'VE FUCKED US ALL UP!!!! |
| 01:49 - 01:54 | Positive thinking, positive thinking. |
| 01:58 - 01:59 | I'll sort this out. |
| 01:59 - 02:06 | HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll fuck you yet Jib!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
| 02:06 - 02:13 | AAAAHHHHH.... THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! JIB'S BEEN OFFERED £50k and WALCZUK HAS A 9 WEEK PAID VACATION!!!! |
| 02:13 - 02:18 | WOOOAHHH THOSE CUNTS HAVE HAD IT!! |
| 02:19 - 02:23 | YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE C.E.O AND BE SHAFTED OF ALL YOUR ENTITLEMENTS!!!! |
| 02:23 - 02:33 | MILLLLSSSS!!???!!! AAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! |
| 02:33 - 02:42 | YYEEEEEEEEAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | Look what you fucking buffoons have made me do to my keyboard. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. |
| 03:01 - 03:06 | I'll order a new keyboard off Direct and this should mean I will be ok. |
| 03:10 - 03:15 | Next working day delivery. Collect from the store. Only for £3.50. Yes.. Yes.. |
| 03:15 - 03:20 | What you mean its our fault not yours??!!! |
| 03:21 - 03:24 | Right F5 and refresh the page. Lets go. |
| 03:24 - 03:29 | PLEASE CALL OUR HELPLINE FOR SUPPORT??!!! |
| 03:29 - 03:31 | JAMMMMMIIEEEEE!!!!!! |
| 03:32 - 03:35 | YOU AND THAT FUCKING MILLS!!!!! |
| 03:35 - 03:37 | I'M SACKING YOU BOTH IN THE MORNING!!!!! |
| 03:43 - 03:45 | FUCKING BUFFOOOONNNSSSS!!!!!!! |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | The shareholders will want my resignation. |
| 03:48 - 03:50 | They will all call me a failure. |
| 03:50 - 03:55 | The Big Share Fail!! |
