00:00 - 00:03 | So far you've managed to place "double-deckers" in six locations |
00:04 - 00:05 | Your largest ones were placed here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The one at the governor's office was a decent attempt, however |
00:12 - 00:15 | we did not foresee his bratty nephew beating you to it. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get ahold of Single Dave. |
00:19 - 00:21 | He'll finish what I started there |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He moved away almost a year ago. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He said he'd move back but his actions say otherwise. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has had sexual relations with him...get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the f**k was he thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Walking away from us with his gorgeous, thick-haired thighs |
01:18 - 01:23 | I told him I'd nourish him and keep his bed warm... |
01:25 - 01:28 | Is this what I get in return for singing him to sleep every night? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I told him I'd make time for him! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I remember telling him at our tea party in the tent. |
01:34 - 01:37 | "You and me to the moon and back, homeboy" |
01:37 - 01:40 | He said to me looking me dead in the eyes! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's got his own life now, he's... |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if he's living his dreams-- I care about us! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he's "Single Dave" he must remain Single. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I'd give him space! It doesn't have to be serious. |
01:53 - 01:54 | I just miss him. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He broke what's left of my heart. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Yes, I understand he's single |
02:00 - 02:03 | But that doesn't mean he can toy with our emotions. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I told him I'd end the war if he stayed |
02:08 - 02:13 | I told him that with us hand in hand, nothing could stop us. |
02:14 - 02:16 | What makes him think he can just up and leave? |
02:17 - 02:21 | This hurts more than the end of the Titanic. |
02:27 - 02:29 | ...Leo wasn't supposed to let go. |
02:30 - 02:34 | That's besides the point. Single Dave has raped my soul. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Now my own house doesn't feel like home. |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's too much. |
02:43 - 02:47 | It's too much pain for a tyrant to deal with. I am broken! |
02:48 - 02:53 | "I'll come back to you when my life's in order" |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah...that's what they all say. |
02:56 - 02:59 | None of you idiots know what it's like. |
03:00 - 03:02 | To smell another's fart and find it cute instead of gross. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Jasmine, they were only farts. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not mad at him. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can never stay mad at that stallion. |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...that golden centaur |
03:31 - 03:33 | You boys...find him. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Bring my lover back to me. Bring him back so he can see the pain he's caused me. |
03:46 - 03:49 | He will forever be my sex slave. |
03:53 - 03:56 | A receptacle for my dude juice. |