| 00:00 - 00:03 | The club you speak of is the 5-a-side sports club |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The club started in 2004, and has grown |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and grown, and grown |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In fact, it is now the biggest sports club at the university |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The matches are played on pitches in westwood |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, hold a trial for everyone here. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So I can find the best players. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They all already have teams. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are organised them last week so they didn't miss the deadline. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok. Everyone who is in a team get out. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell am I supposed to do? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I need to have 5 players register by Midnight on Friday Week 3 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no players to choose from. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How am I supposed to qualify for the champions league? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm screwed! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why did no-one tell me earlier? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where am I going to find 4 decent players. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What happens if I don't get enough players? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you'll start at the bottom of the ladder |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why did no one tell me before? Why did I only find out now. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we assumed you heard it at the sports fair. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're supposed to be my informants, but apparently not! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I didn't go the sports fair. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was hungover and I had the flu. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I asked a friend to pick me up a brochure. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But instead he came back with an inflatable fence. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is he bloody serious? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It looked like an inflatable penis for goodness sake. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only I had known earlier. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've spent the whole of freshers watching family guy and game of thrones. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Winter still hasn't come yet! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I can't get call me maybe out of my head. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I started singing it on the bus the other day. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Anyway, enough of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Back to the matter in hand, come on let's focus. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Before the guy behind me starts going on about his gap yah |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't care what you did in perah! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If I actually wanted to have a laugh. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd watch Heskey videos on youtube! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I'm sure Heskey will find a club soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll start a team with us five |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Give ourselves a funny team name |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then see where we get put in the ladder. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So everyone go home and join warwick sport and 5-a-side sports club. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then join my team on uw5.co.uk |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll text you the password later |
