| 00:00 - 00:03 | Stern Pinball has announced an application process |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for the Super LE version of Batman '66 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for worldwide pinball collectors. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are targeting people with a lot of money |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that possess very little brains and have underdeveloped penises. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, Stern Pinball is basically fucking with us here? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are pulling the shit Ford did with the GT? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Listen you ugly nazi bastard, this is a fucking pinball machine |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and not a rare bad-ass supercar. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unfucking Believable. Those with Ghosted Playfields please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who do they think they are? An application to purchase a PINBALL MACHINE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's a game that NO ONE has seen yet! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Literally, all we have seen is a shitty photoshop flier and vague half-ass social media postings! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They really think that there should be an approval process to buy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | an expensive GAME that no one has ever seen or played? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a fucking joke, people applying to purchase a PINBALL MACHINE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That we have no idea is even good or is defect free! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They must think we are all goddamn morons with too much money! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But people on Pinside are ordering and submitting applications |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They must have more money then brains or ate paint chips as kids! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Not true. Mr. 68 has very secret and private reasons to want this machine. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mr. 68? What does he matter? That is besides the point, Jar155's video application alone wins this bullshit lottery. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now that I think of it, I kind of fucking want one now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's Ultra Limited and Rare. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You get it?? So rare it must be expensive and great! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What matters is not the game itself, but the collectability of this precious game! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't care what it looks like and how it plays |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The fact is, people must apply to spend their money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Because this game must be so awesome that Adam West's hand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | personally comes out of the coin door and gives you a handjob after each jackpot! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Damn, that would be nice. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Adam West is a very attractive man that I love dearly. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What I would give to feel his manly touch on my tiny genitals. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Anyway.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stern must consider my application for this pinball machine! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I must add this to my collection so I can impress everyone on Pinside! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't even care if the game sucks or has a defective playfield |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I won't be able to sell it for 18 months anyway |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Stern says they will sue the living shit out of me if I try |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I heard Stern has probably fixed their playfields. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want this game. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I really have no idea why to be honest. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have a sickness. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I like to spend money like a fool. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I have to admit, the thought of bragging about it on Pinside makes me erect. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's about that status of cool I will be. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and not how great of game it is. |
